Firstly, do not buy a dining set without taking your partner along. You will need his help, if not his advice.
Secondly, do not buy a dining set while your large puppy is with you. He will make it harder to get the chairs in the car. He might run around the yard. He might scare the Craigslist seller. Once you get one dog and two chairs safely stowed away, he might chew the chair legs.
Thirdly, do not go back for the rest of the set without securing a larger vehicle. And some help (see above).
Notice how much more sensible I was about the sofa, in that I said to My Friends, “I need help.” And My Friends said, “We will help you.” (Thank you, Friends.)
Okay, somewhat more sensible.
Have I introduced you yet to The Little Corolla That Could?
Readers, meet the Corolla. Corolla, Readers.
But I digress! Back to my rules.
Fourthly, once you have loaded but not over-loaded your vehicle, do not drive home Granny-style, five miles slower than the rest of traffic with your flashers on. Especially do not get on the expressway doing this.
Fifthly, it might not have been a great idea to use the printer cart to get the table out of the car and into the garage, but… hey, no help (see above).
Truly, my Craigslist seller was a gem not only for selling me a table and four chairs for $85, but for letting me make two trips (on two different days) to get everything; for worrying that my dog was going to run into her street; and for helping me load up the table while wrangling two small children. Her little boy picked up all the screws for me, too, as I detached the drop-leaves from the table. He cried when there was no more helping to be done. He also needed to be kept from running into the street, and he was just completely adorable.
The new chairs are pretty adorable, too:
I can’t wait to change that upholstery. Hm, and maybe paint. I should probably leave them be until we move… but I probably won’t!
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